GW Bush Doll
Last Updated on Monday, 11 August 2003 04:46 Written by Steve Monday, 11 August 2003 04:46
I would be remis if I didn’t point out this link. He’s all cute with that “I can’t read the teleprompter” squint! Buy me one so I can videotape a commitment ceremony between him and Ken!
Where do you go with something this easy?
- Is it anatomically correct? What does that mean?
- Does it smell like Johnny Walker?
- Does it come with a change of clothes so it can go AWOL and work on Daddy’s Senate campaign?
- Are those bogus ballots stuffed in his pants?

Beth with 3 Kids
Last Updated on Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:31 Written by Steve Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:31
Why stop at one when 3 would be so easy to manage? Malcolm, Sara, and Alexander hanging out with Beth.
Chew the Sweater
Last Updated on Friday, 8 August 2003 09:38 Written by Steve Friday, 8 August 2003 09:38
Caught on film is the first instance of Malcolm grabbing something and shoving it into his mouth. We predict that this will happen 700,000 more times before he reaches age 2, but this is the first.