Paternity Leave
I think the most powerful reason to take paternity leave is to teach my son some of the most important things in life. Like, the Packers are just about the only pro sports team worth caring about. All other teams are a bunch of posers, with big TV contracts, and slick black uniforms. Play in a town of 100,000, where you can lose fingers toward the end of the season if you don’t choose your gloves carefully, and the stands are full of blaze orange snowmobile suits, then you know what football is all about. And if you understand this, it doesn’t matter if while your watching the game, your butt is anchored in a powder blue boppy and you are wearing a chartruse jump suit.
